Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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