I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're too hungover to prance.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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