I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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