Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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