I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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