Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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