big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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