I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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