Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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