im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
