Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
