TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
