ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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