Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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