I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We left an ass print on the piano.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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