When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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