Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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