Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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