What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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