You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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