nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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