We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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