so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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