Dual....:-)
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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