accomplished twins. life is a go
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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