dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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