You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's never too late to be topless.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Randomize
