This girl is more easily done than said...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
