That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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