btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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