Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
