SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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