So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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