im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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