i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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