Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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