First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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