What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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