I can't watch pbs sober anymore
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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