Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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