I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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