Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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