you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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