oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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