I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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