my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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