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: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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