Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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