I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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