just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
