There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
