Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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